Monday, May 02, 2005

Help, I'm being eaten by a gigantic French BA paper!

Not good, not good at all. I will either a) turn in an unwieldy, massive, and yet incomplete book-length thing, b) turn in an extra-confusing, parts-missing 25-ish pager, or c) contemplate which to do over a coffee and a Twix. Hope the BA paper that's about to consume me isn't allergic to trans fats...


Anonymous said...

Hand in the massive one, just leave out the vowels.

Anonymous said...

Turn in the Twix instead of the paper, and fuck 'em if they don't both a) read you blog, and b) have a sense of humor.

I'm assuming, of course, that this is one of the chimerical dark chocolate Twicies. If it's a normal Twix, all bets are off.


And on a related topic, I'm assuming you're planning on live blogging your oral defense. Your readers demand no less.

Maureen said...

See, you need to get Nick or someone to do the live-blogging for you. You can't be expected to speak in French and write in English at the same time; what are you, Thomas Jefferson?

Anonymous said...

"See, you need to get Nick or someone to do the live-blogging for you."

I disagree. Any blogger worth her gourmet salt should be able to simultaneously defend and live-blog the defense.

Just remember to politely ask Your Wireless to accompany you to the defense.

Anonymous said...

Isn't it about time you changed the blog's subtitle to correctly reflect your interests? I suggest:

The best Twix-blogging anywhere