Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Greatness

From Paul Rudnick's "Shouts & Murmurs" piece, "My Living Will," in the latest New Yorker:

5. Do not resuscitate me before noon.

10. If there is any family dispute over my medical condition, it must be settled with a dreidel.

11. Even if I remain in a persistent vegetative state for more than fifteen years, that still doesn’t mean bangs.

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