I need to write two things today, my final Maroon column and my Hebrew presentation. I was going to do the presentation on celebrity gossip, but then I realized how damn hard it is to write Anglo names in Hebrew, so now I'm back to talking about the Dreyfus Affair (scroll down to see mention of a German Shepherd named "Dryphus"!) and combining it with some kind of snack as yet to be determined. Crepes a la Herzl? I'm sure Herzl had a favorite crepe while in Paris, but I'm far too lazy to search his diaries for any mention of this.