Pasta.
Air conditioning.
A mysterious force that would pack up the rest of my stuff and return my books to the library. I'm thinking the "underpants gnomes" from South Park would be just right for the job.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
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The first two items have quite simple solutions:
In the case of pasta, the trick is to first boil water. Otherwise, the pasta won't really cook. Afterwards, top with a tomato based gravy or a pesto.
As for air conditioning, the trick is to locate the main dial of the air conditioner and turn it to "High Cool". Remember to close your windows, or the effect will be muted.
Summoning the "moving gnomes" is somewhat elusive. The most common solution involves lighting black candles in the shape of a pentagram while chanting, "I really don't want to do this right now." Results may vary.
I think "Underwear Gnomes" would be a really cool name for a moving service.
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