Spam spam spam, wonderful spam

What should I make of spam that beckons me with the question, "wanna look young like Oprah?" Does Oprah even look young? I had no idea. Maybe one day there will be two spam filters: one that eliminates all unsolicited email (buy software, buy a rolex, etc.) and another that catches the emails that could not possibly apply to the recipient (look young by resembling a much older celebrity of dubious youthfulness, enlarge an organ you yourself do not possess in the first place, and so on).