Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Seeing more

The system UChicago students use to check grades and other information is called CMore. The site is frequently down, and has been known to cause a bit of distress among the impatient...Anyway, here are some alternate websites the school could create:

1) CLess: Only your high grades are revealed when you log on.

2) CPlus: You can see your grades as well as everyone else's.

3) Cthingwithanger: A support group for those unhappy with their grades.

4) C'nyouherebefore: The UChicago-only dating site, matches people based on sexual preference as well as GPA.

5) CUaround: This page permits you to politely decline offers obtained on C'nyouherebefore.