Waxing matrimonial

Via Wonkette: The Bush twins might be attending the gay wedding of...their eyebrow waxer. This, despite their father's fierce opposition to gay marriage. How can this intra-Bush discrepancy be resolved?

Here's an idea: Only allow gay marriages to take place among gays who provide valuable makeover-giving services to (hetero) society. That way, some gays get to marry, and closed-minded sorts who think gays merely exist to make things and people pretty can rest assured that only those gays who "fit the profile" will have civil rights. Under this system, Carson Kressley can marry; Andrew Sullivan cannot.

(Alright, that doesn't really solve any discrepancy. Gay marriage for all who want it, makeover-givers and makeover needers alike!)