Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Astrophysics explained

(Weekly) Standard Candle: A publication with a known level of conservatism used to measure the conservatism of other publications.

Redshift: A euphemism used by Lawrence Summers for the monthly reason why women just don't get science.

Special Relativity: A constitutional amendment prohibiting states from banning marriage between cousins.

Supernova: It's sold at Zabars.

Rich Cluster

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