The Holidays thus far

Runs through Park Slope in the rain: 1
Beers: 2 1/2
French New Wave movies: 1/2
Russian New Years trees: 1
Mid-20th century Brooklyn "Chinese" meals, ending in canned pineapple: 1
House guests: 2
House guests with food poisoning: 1
(Failed) attempts to find open post offices/Kinkos: 3
Chabad hipster events attended: 0