That's it, I'm moving north. Where north? As far as I can run. There was just a giant, giant waterbug in our indisputably clean apartment. Jo gallantly disposed of it, but neither of us were too pleased. So we've got to move somewhere very, very cold. I hear Finland is "a far second to Belgium when going abroad." Jo said Belgium doesn't have these bugs, so that's also a possibility, but doesn't seem quite cold enough. Iceland, ice sounds about right.