Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Me, stabbing a Napoleon, evidently ungrateful for his role in emancipating French Jews. Side note: Never has my chin looked so huge. Posted by Picasa


Anonymous said...

You look radically different in this photo than in all the other photos on the blog.

Are you absolutely sure it's you?

It doesn't look like you. Are you completely sure? Perhaps you have a body double to fulfill your busy daily schedule of celebrity appearances.

And while Napoleons do indeed have their charms, always go with the cannoli as long as it's not pre-filled. (And if you find yourself in a place that pre-fills their cannolis, leave immediately even if you're not planning on getting a cannoli. It's just a sign of bad eatings to come.)

And finally, are cannolis close enough to cream cheese to gross you out? One should make a point of breaking through to the other side of those types of food aversions by the time you hit your mid-20's, you know...

Anonymous said...

"We don't know he committed perjury. I don't think he'd be dumb enough to lie to a grand jury. However we do know for a fact that he's a lying piece of shit. He's on camera saying he never leaked her identity."

what he said