Monday, January 16, 2006

CAS*

We, the Concerned Alumni of Chicago, are most concerned. About what? About too much of this and not enough of this**. While it's true that "fun" has been admitted to our alma mater for some years now, the trend can--and will!--be reversed.

*Please do not hold this against me in the event that I am one day a public figure. I meant nothing by it, I promise.

**Not to belittle the suffering of Japanese shut-ins, but a few years of never having to leave the apartment (assuming wireless), with meals of dumplings and rice arriving at the door, service compris, with the occasional run to go get a bento box, seems not bad at all. Walking, eh.

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