Would Nick...

...see a movie with (shudder) Paris Hilton in it?

For this, he'd do that and more.

He'd also like to take this opportunity to remind the audience of an underused technique he likes to call the "Troy Treatment." It involves going to a movie, and, so as to spare oneself the brain damage caused by inane dialogue and cliché plot devices, but so as not to have to forgo the eye candy, listening to some good music (or even an audiobook!) on one's iPod.

(Apologies to Phoebe for stealing her slogan.)