No pigment for Paris

Paris Hilton is, after all, anti-pigment, and you heard it here first. Now, according to Gawker, Ms. Hilton used the N-word unironically during her latest digitally recorded sexcapades. Which leaves one wondering what Paris thinks of her best friend Nicole Ritchie, who claims to be black but has given herself the Paris Hilton treatment and now looks not just white but sort of like a parody of a rich white girl. One is also left wondering whether an "ironic" use of the N-word would have been much better, and whether Paris Hilton herself is such an ironic concept that anything she says, by definition, can't be taken literally.