Much like my starginity, my LIRR-ginity was not long for this world. I took the Long Island Railroad and lived to tell about it. However, I didn't take it all the way to Long Island, just to rural Queens--does that mean my LIRR-ginity is compromised but still technically intact?
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
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Isn't "rural Queens" up there with "military intelligence" and "jumbo shrimp" on the oxymoron lists?
Oh no, Queens can be rural. Then again, coming from Manhattan, Chicago struck me as at the very least suburban.
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