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Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Recent scientific findings
Posted by Phoebe Maltz Bovy at Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Labels: rocket science, young people today
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My favorite recent scientific finding...
The scientific finding I came up with myself this week, after a large randomized clinical experiment, is that Emily Yoffe is actually a writer for the Onion.
Not bad, re: the brownstone thing.
But, I'm hooked on Prudie.
"I'm hooked on Prudie."
Can't get enough of the incest and bestiality, huh?
De gustibus non est disputandum, and all that. But it just seems to me to have become the "Letters to Penthouse" version of Dear Abby - aka repetitively salacious and absurdly implausible.
But as an Onion column, it all makes sense...
As you, as one of the longest-time readers, must know, I've been hooked since well before the column took that turn. But even now, that will be the first letter, and you can just skim/skip that on your way to the far more compelling tales of bridezillas and the like.
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