Entirely realizable goals

-Less self-injury during food preparation. No gruesome details, but it will be a while before I use a vegetable peeler again.

-No haircuts until I achieve this look. Here's to makeovers that require only inertia and the occasional trimming of bangs.

-Figure out some way to get past my fear, and my fear is that, writing about "assimilation," I will lose my thought mid-word, start on a different sentence, and hand in a paper or application with an unexplained "ass" in the middle of a sentence.