How is this guide to dating European men a book? Both because it's already an Onion article, and because young American women looking for European men don't need to look further than their American university campuses. (Grad-student ferners. Hello!) However, I sort of love the idea that a ex-Vanderbilt cheerleader fetishizes men from Macedonia. I'm also fond of the earnest comment at Jezebel about how the book's author is "othering" Euro dudes. The straight white male, oppressed at last.