"I'll have the lot."

Were you thinking of taking a book out of NYU's library? Think again. Either tomorrow or the next day, I'm heading to campus and taking out all of them. Or nearly all. A lot, in any case. Possibly enough to merit bringing the massive backpack we got for trips to the laundromat. I will look oh so glamorous on the subway.

Oh, and along the lines of not recalling books one has already taken out, it's best not to search the stacks for books that are already in your apartment. I'm learning...