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Apologies for yet another post in not so many days falling under the category of "Jewish sperm," but here goes: Apparently Judaism is OK with premarital sex, as long as the woman is a "concubine" and goes to the mikvah (takes a ritual bath--or might a simple shower do?) after her period before sleeping with her dude again. I had heard this before, but seems the relevant article was just published. So it's time to stop shomering that negiah, or something. If you were observing this rule to begin with, and really, what are the chances? New York Judaism is OK with premarital sex as long as the activity is, on at least one occasion per year, preceded by a date to a Woody Allen movie.

Article via Jewlicious.