To do, eventually

1. Brokeback Mountain
2. Chhhelebrate Chhhanukkah
3. Purchase wallet that actually holds, rather than forcibly emits, credit/metro/cappuccino cards
4. Now that food-poisoned house guest has recovered and left, cook lunch
5. Re-dye hair with remaining Manic Panic
6. Finish The History of Zionism and move onto something more along the lines of the "Monty Python" or "French and Saunders" DVDs miraculously available at the local video store