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Princeton has an abstinence club. Good for Princeton. Chicago does not, as far as I know, have anything of the kind, but we do have shirts that clunkily read, "The University of Chicago: Where the only thing that goes down on you is your GPA." Princeton's abstinence club could make equally clunky shirts: "Princeton University: Where the only things that should be inflated are your grades."
When I was a Maroon, the U of C undergrads wore boxers that read as follows across the front:
ReplyDeletesmall type: "University of Chicago"
larger type: "It's hard."