Creme de la creme de la cellulite cream

Jezebel reveals what WWPD's been telling you all along: French women are not magically thin thanks to some Paradox, but in fact kvetch about their weight as good as the rest of 'em. (Shockingly, the post lists French diet-industry particularities but fails to mention cellulite cream.) Weight is, for what it's worth, the universal language of Western Womankind, allowing me to understand women's magazines even in otherwise incomprehensible Flemish. (Cellulijkt, anyone?)