Take that, Ms. P.

The Skirt, the one I've been looking for all this time, finally reappeared in Uniqlo, in black, in my size. To the fool who returned it (the only way sold-out/so-last-season items seem to reappear), many thanks. Now, off to accessorize it with items from obscure French and Belgian designers, ala Gwyneth, who is clearly paid by the Japanese chain to urge the impressionable to go to Spring Street and go nuts.