The above image is the best thing that's ever been on Gawker. A poodle would never threaten that an international catastrophe was imminent. A poodle would never plagiarize. And (opening this up a bit) a poodle might want to spend $150,000 on new clothes, but it would probably settle for a few hundreds' worth of grooming costs. And, as anyone who's ever taken German at the CUNY grad center knows, der Pudel can keep people entertained for three-hour grammar sessions--why not four-to-eight years?
I'd vote for him.
ReplyDeleteI was pro-poodle until I saw his interview with Katie Couric.
ReplyDeleteThe poodle's contention that he knew how to deal with cats because he always barked at them when he saw them in the street seemed non-credible to me.
Do we really want a poodle one heartbeat away from the Presidency?
Forget poodles
ReplyDeleteWhar about McCain's
cannabalism link?
http://yorksranter.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/the-crucial-cannibal-vote/
In hindsight a chilling photo
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