La rentrée II: Why French instructors don't get fat

I did not get an iced Americano, because I forgot that I like these and ordered an iced coffee, out of habit. The good news is that there's a coffee shop near where I teach that is open and serving caffeinated beverages before my morning class. The really good news is that they take the NYU "campus cash," so after ordering and panicking about a run to an ATM, I was able to use money I forgot I even had to purchase breakfast. The bad news is that this place sells the smallest muffins I have ever seen. Microscopic. They are in fact displayed with the use of a microscope. Which sort of limits the breakfast possibilities.