Saturday, April 29, 2006

10 ways I do and do not feel American

Do:
1) Diet Coke
2) Muffins
3) Lifetime, Television for Women
4) Iced coffee with skim milk
5) American English

Do not:
1) Driving
2) Christianity
3) The DaVinci Code
4) Professional sports
5) Partisan politics

1 comment:

  1. Yeah, I have to say, the diversity of professional sports in America makes it a lot more liveable (and less violent) than say certain European cities where "football" violence is more common.
    Nothing makes me feel more unAmerican than snack foods. Twinkies turn my stomach. I don't understand how people can consistently eat those things when there is plenty of fresh swiss chard available.

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