Current Addictions:

1) The Facebook, and its religious, slightly less-additive twin, OnlySimchas.
2) Coffee.
3) Spanish cheese, and lots of it.

Conquered addictions:

1) Friendster (removed my profile a while back, so there's no point).
2) Diet Coke (stopped buying it in bulk post-Flex dollars; don't miss it).
3) Running (three times per week has turned into once every three months).

From this, readers may safely conclude that I am wider-awake, less fit, and more up-to-date on current UChicago undergrad gossip than may once have been the case.