Why I'm going to Canada

I just can't take it after the election, man!

Nah, that's not it. I'm going to Canada* to see the snow dogs! This is the only vacation the NYT has ever featured that has totally had me convinced. Sure, my two attempts at skiing were less than impressive, but any trip involving great dogs, a chance to speak French, and "freshly baked croissants" can't be all bad.

*In theory. I haven't, like, planned any actual trip to Canada. But mark my words...