Men are hotter than women

All this talk of who's funnier, men or women, has gotten me thinking: If what's really at stake is that men and women find different things funny, then I would not be doing anything different from Bell et al if I were to assert that men are hotter than women. I mean, that's just how it is. There is ample evidence of this, and I'm certain I could get many, including my co-bloggers, to back me up. And it ought to please men, who not only run the entertainment industry and political punditry, to know that they also have a monopoly on hotness. There's a Seinfeld episode in which Elaine claims that the naked female body is a work of art, and that men's bodies are just utilitarian. That, readers, is comedy meant for (straight, duh*) men, as it denies the indisputible fact of male superiority in the field of hotness.

*My reference to Seinfeld, along with my use of the word "duh," show my age. Argh!