Jane Brody, on produce:

"Some unprocessed fruits and vegetables come ready to eat, needing perhaps only a rinse. They include bananas, apples, pears, grapes, berries, tomatoes, mushrooms and celery."

Why do I suspect Ms. Brody isn't about to be jailed for doing her job as a reporter any time soon? ("An unnamed source has told me that bananas don't even require rinsing.")