How to make "The Facebook" more conducive to neurosis:

There is already a category for those looking not just for "dating," "random play," or a "relationship" on the Facebook--it's called "Whatever I can get." Putting that you're looking for "Whatever I can get" suggests that you are either desperate, horny, or, at least in theory, open-minded. But what would be awesome is if there were a category called "Whatever I can't get," for the Groucho Marxists among us. Somehow I think more people would, if they were honest, put that they wanted whatever they couldn't get than whatever they could.