Saturday, August 07, 2004

Low-carb Mojitos--beware of aftertaste

Having recently turned 21 I feel that I ought to take some interest in the NY nightlife scene. Reading up on new places to check out, I discovered that there are now low-carb cocktails. "NY Metro" (NY magazine online) reports:

"Good news for the carb-starved masses on Atkins and South Beach: Trump's ritzy World Bar has introduced low-carb cocktails ($12). The drink recipes aren't complicated—use a sugar substitute instead of the real thing (or mix it with water to make a low-carb simple syrup in the case of the mojito). Though the after-taste of the low-carb concoctions is reminiscent of Crystal Light, while you're drinking they taste like the real thing. In a not-so-scientific test (our eyes were closed, we swear), we could barely tell the difference."

Do people who order $12 low-carb cocktails do so out of some desire to be parodied five to ten years later as a relic of a moment in time when $12 cocktails and low-carb everything ruled the city? These drinks already sound a little silly, but will only sound sillier when everyone decides to cut, say, protein, and the city's a dump again and everyone's just drinking normal-carb liquor on streetcorners.

2 comments:

  1. Atkins in general strikes me as an awful idea, regardless of what one overpays, or doesn't, in order to follow it.

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  2. And Manhattan socialites (or at least Manhattanites--the socialites might object if I included myself among them) are already getting ripped off. I recently caught myself spending $4 on an iced cappuccino, which somehow seems vastly worse than the usual $3.25.

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