"Like herpes at an all-girl's private school"

Gawker, the NYC gossip website, slanders the city's private-school girls:

"Now we're semi-sure that yesterday's ridiculous impending-terror email started with a young man at CNN. (Of course, you can never tell with these damn things -- they spread like herpes at an all-girl's private school.) "

Hey, the least they could do would be to also implicate the private-school boys or sleazy club-going men, etc.--not everyone is a lesbian at a girls' school, and the herpes had to come from somewhere. Maybe that's also the fault of some young man at CNN...