There's this
girl at Harvard who has my name, writes an opinion column in the school paper, and worked at the school's alumni magazine. What should I do about this, there obviously can't be two of us. Somehow I think she wins this battle, in that she goes to Harvard and I...don't. But still, there really should be some sort of showdown.
have you read bizarro phoebe? she's intolerably boring.
ReplyDeleteshe's probably shaking in her l.l. bean boots trying to one-up you... maybe she has a blog so you can duke it out on technorati.
the private fear of every harvardite or whatever you call them is they're no better than anyone else.... : )