tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7146512.post110378651506779653..comments2024-03-12T22:31:46.500-04:00Comments on What Would Phoebe Do?: Progressiveness is like so last seasonPhoebe Maltz Bovyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17996039330841139883noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7146512.post-1103863876667047552004-12-23T23:51:00.000-05:002004-12-23T23:51:00.000-05:00Christmas is gone. It has lost. It used to be a ho...Christmas is gone. It has lost. It used to be a holiday, that is, a day off from the bustle of the everday world. Only a few people, like doctors, cops, or firemen, had to work on Christmas.<br /><br />You can imagine our shock. Our SUPERMARKET will be open for THREE HOURS on Christmas Day. What is this? One hour for each king?<br /><br />We asked our checker outerer about this, and she said that they were lucky. Walmart was open, all day, Christmas Day!<br /><br />There are not enough Jews and Hindus out here to run a Walmart and a Safeway. If Christians can't get time off to celebrate Jesus H. Christ's birthday, then Christmas and Christ have parted company, and that's all there is to it.<br /><br />Merry X-Mass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com